it all started when the midnight sun rages the night.

Well, let me start with a picture illustration.
The pic that your seeing is a car, named the midnight sun, well my first thought was, gosh, it's a name of a horse, ain't that obvious, Nao the magnificent explained further that it takes you from point A to point B, well, i am all well and fine with that explanation. Then Nao goes on by asking, is that car a female or male? Me, being the mischievous one, drop a million dollar answer to that question. "Doesn't it have a D***?" Well everyone started laughing and then before we know it, Nao continues saying, aren't they all categorize as females as they always take in things? hell would i know what exactly that means, but one thing came into my mind, Gosh, Aaron is riding his car.

ROTFLMAO....

way to start a monday...

Woke up damn early today just to make it to my desk before 8am to do some internal migration...

and while all things are ready to be moved, from local to servers, darn, the RDP is not working. and so follows of messy stuff when the least expected shit to happen and it happened at that very moment, crap. what a way to start a Monday. Plus today is WIP day. oh well, *remind to self, nvr have a migration on monday, nor a UAT. why? things might just screw up eventually. Why? servers need rest on the weekends as well. LMAO....

Some new Ah Beng's stuff. just sharing some laughs

i liked the last one especially. :)

Ah Beng newest version

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ' ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It ' s already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

A message by George Carlin

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares?

George Carlin

a whole new site for figurines

Actually it's not a new site for figurines but more a translated site for figurines. Adapted from dannychoo.com, where this fanatic will do anything in a storm trooper suit, is helping goodsmile JP to translate and have it hosted to a more visible company globally, therefore the new launch of their site in english, and for that we don't need to put too much of our time using jap translators and just looking at the pictures to satisfied our knowing of the product. :) well done dannychoo

http://eng.goodsmile.info/top/eng/

testing...

this might be here for the time being, dun click on it too much k. :)

deleted this portion due to those stupid crawlers running into it and lurking around

Play-Asia.com - Your One-Stop-Shop for Asian Entertainment

just to test it out

this is the url

http://www.play-asia.com/SOap-23-83-bqlk.html

this is the html tag


Play-Asia.com - Your One-Stop-Shop for Asian Entertainment


this is BB code

[url=http://www.play-asia.com/SOap-23-83-bqlk.html]Play-Asia.com - Your One-Stop-Shop for Asian Entertainment[/url]